"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
09/01/2016 at 20:10 • Filed to: BMW
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"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
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You can configure one with 2 manual transmissions! For free! Oooooooooh!
Probenja
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
09/01/2016 at 20:15 |
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Why is there a black grille and “M Performance” decals in the performance options menu?
Nauraushaun
> Probenja
09/01/2016 at 20:19 |
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BECAUSE MARKETERS
dogisbadob
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
09/01/2016 at 20:19 |
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estoril blue with the red interior :D
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Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
> Probenja
09/01/2016 at 20:20 |
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Subaru does the same thing. Unless you think an “STI” oil cap is going to add 53HP.
bhtooefr
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
09/01/2016 at 20:21 |
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Prototype of GM’s competitor:
Viggen
> Probenja
09/01/2016 at 20:22 |
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Don’t you know? Your BMW takes in 20% more air through black kidneys! Plus the ///M decals give the car the hopes that it’ll live up to the history of its touring car ancestors.
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> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
09/01/2016 at 20:34 |
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US maybe, BMW Canada HATES Jalops. I was pretty much shown the door when I mentioned ordering a manual car. I was lucky they let me roam around the showroom when I mentioned RWD.
They’re trying so hard to be fracking Audi here.
PatBateman
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
09/01/2016 at 20:56 |
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Remember when automatic transmission was the option, and not the default?
e36Jeff now drives a ZHP
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
09/01/2016 at 21:40 |
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Is that the option for the manual DCT?
wafflesnfalafel
> PatBateman
09/01/2016 at 21:46 |
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unfortunately yes...
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Probenja
09/01/2016 at 21:57 |
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stickers are there so they can laugh at the sucker who pays $250 for a sticker
Tapas
> Probenja
09/02/2016 at 05:47 |
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It contributes to the man’s performance in bed.
*Mr. Regular grunts* “Uuuoouunnnnaahhhh! BLYACKKK GRULLZZ!”
I would say this complaint applies more to carbon fiber trim bits.
Because they are not mis-categorized. They are sold as performance enhancing parts. Sure, they don’t weight much, but you’re adding some weight to look sporty, even though everyone knows you’re a poser.
But, if that gets people turgid then sure. Spend the $745 on a spoiler that doesn’t really contribute to the car’s performance.
Meanwhile, people like me will use that money for new tires or stuff that actually matters.